LONELY CASTAWAY
© 2015 Grahame Waghorn
 
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VERSE 1
 On a desert island, castaway.
Trapped on the sands of a deep blue bay
Living off of coconuts and pearls
And some hula dancing girls
 
Every day I struggle to survive
Gathering supplies from 9 to 5
Every day I have to travel farther
To find umbrellas for our piña coladas
 
CHORUS 1
‘Cos I’m a Lost and lonely castaway
Trapped in an endless holiday
Stranded on an isle in the Southern Seas
with some girls who aim to please
 
I could sit alone and play solitaire
Or play with girls who like to share
Why pick one when four are free?
When the girls don’t seem to mind…polygamy
 
VERSE 2 
Sweating in the sun that’s climbing higher.
Gathering fuel for the evening fire,
I get it red hot with my bellows,
So the girls can toast marshmallows
 
Over the horizon comes a mast
But before I can act the ship sails past,
How can I call out for rescue,
When I'm posing for the girls new statue
 
CHORUS 2
‘Cos I’m a Lost and lonely castaway
Trapped in an endless holiday
Stranded on an isle in the Southern Seas
with some girls who aim to please
 
Some might call this paradise
And I gotta admit it’s pretty nice.
I’m hoping when it comes to judgement day
That no one comes to find….this castaway